Those guys at the Refinery29 are brilliant. They’ve cracked the Sartorialist pattern criteria and devised a flow chart that almost guarantees your spot on The Sartorialist. So good, so true, so accurate. Hilarious. This could be you.

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The Refinery's step-by-step guide to getting shot by The Satorialist

Source: The Pipeline.Refinery29.com