Admit it, you either  read the book, watched the movie or have the hots for either (or both) of the two young leads of Twilight. Unless you’ve been living under a rock or somehow impervious to the deafening sound of tween-agers screaming for Robert Pattinson, Twilight is the first of a wildly successful series of books by author Stephenie Meyer about the romance between a teenage girl and her 100 year old vampire boyfriend. Book became a movie. Movie became a hit. Writer watched and slept through most of movie, only to be awakened by “seizure disorder”-inspired acting by lead actress.

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart on the cover of Entertainment Weekly October 2008

But I digress, the truth is whether you’re a fan or not, you’d love the latest addition in the Twilight merchandise pool. Cosmetics brand DuWop, has started taking pre-orders for the limited edition Lip Venom V, a macabre version of their bestselling Lip Venom line of lip colors .

Unlike other products in the Lip Venom range, Lip Venom V is not a gloss, it’s actually a crimson red lip stain spiked with a lot of nourishing essential oils to moisturize and plump up your lips. So it’s not only good for the Angelina Jolie wannabes it’s also for all those guys who have closeted secret aspirations of looking like the perma- pale & cherry-lipped Edward Cullen. Bite into this offer before the Full Moon because the offer ends on July 31st or until supplies are depleted by wolf packs of ravenous little girls and not-so-little adult beauty junkies.